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i am having a wibbly good time. apart from that, i have no idea what to write. apart from the fact that i have just found 20p on the floor of my room......i am going to go and buy a happy hippo.

don't try and stop me.

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» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

not strictly the same but.
my dad was reading the local paper a while ago and saw an big article on this guy who had killed his family and himself one evening. my dad very calmly fold up the paper and goes " i used to go to school with that kid. he was a right wanker."

understatement i think
(Fri 11th Feb 2005, 15:54, More)

» Scars with history

i would imagine my brother has a good one
as he has taken to walking around the house in his pants. anyway, he was stacking the dishwasher,which, when it is open, you have to leap over as there is no other way to get around it. we used to keep all our sharp knieves poking upwards in the cutlery holder, in a way that we now know is very dangerous to do. as my brother is trying to leap over the open dishwasher, he slips, wobbles a bit, goes into a low squat, thrusts his arms forward, and sits on a knife, which goes straight through the flimsy material of his boxers and finds good purchase in his left arse-cheek.

that caused him to straighten up pretty quick.
(Tue 8th Feb 2005, 17:42, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

he is really cool.

the fact that we slowly gave him a mental breakdown could only add to his snazziness.

we've left an impression on him, i'm sure.
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 20:48, More)

» Fire!

being a master chef, me
i mananged to set fire to carrots. Burning carrots is a nasty smell,and it hangs around for ages.

Oh, and microchips.

we watched them slowly spinning around in the microwave aflame. Its quite beautiful, actually.
(Fri 4th Nov 2005, 10:56, More)

» Scary Neighbours

my neighbour
has extra loud baboon sex that i can hear through my wall. It is only scary once you have seen my neighbour.
(Wed 31st Aug 2005, 15:15, More)
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