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24 Year Old Student at Christ Church Canterbury University.


Went to school with chrico, kingofpork and m1k3k.
Fairly laid back except when in pysoctic gerbil mode, which is unfortunetly occuring more as the disease spreads though my lower arteries and pancriatic node.

My grand contribution:

An experiment in which the quality of drawing with buttocks is determined.
Intent: To determine wether or not it was possible to draw an eye better by holding the pen with buttocks rather that hands. (http://www.b3ta.com/board/5390089).

Equipment : Ordinary A4 paper and a black marker pen.

The paper was placed onto an ordinary chair.

A control picture was drawn using a hand, for comparison with the ass pictures.

The pen was placed between the buttocks facing downwards at a 90 degree angle, as in fig.1

It was a lose hold, but by clenching it was actually possible to get a mesure of control over the pen other than just moving the arse.
The drawing isnt too bad, its recognisably an eye.

The second attempt used a different style, placing the pen at a 180 degree angle, as in fig 2. NB: pen did not penetrate. Do not insert pens into yourself.

Not as good. The angle is far less intuitive, and unless your arse is massive then theres a much pooerer grip on the pen.It is, however, just about recognisable as an eye.

Conclusion: Neither of the grips tested provided adeuquate quality of drawing to assert that ass-drawing (turgography. lit "drawing from behind"). However, grip one demonstrated that like the hands, the suprising amount of muscle control allows for pen manipluation to a large degree. While currently not on par with hand drawing, I fully expect Turgographic Artists in the future, given the exiting and original new medium to work with.


What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Defender-ship.I am a Defender-ship.

I am fiercely protective of my friends and loved ones, and unforgiving of any who would hurt them. Speed and foresight are my strengths, at the cost of a little clumsiness. I'm most comfortable with a few friends, but sometimes particularly enjoy spending time in larger groups. What Video Game Character Are You?

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Shikamaru: You're Shikamaru. You're a pretty lazy
person, and you'd refuse to do anything if it
might be a pain in the ass. Though, when you
find something worth doing, you set out to do
it right and devote yourself to it.

.:What character from Naruto are you?:. (20 results with pics)
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Which Family Guy character are you?

What Is Your Animal Personality?

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You Are Not Scary

Not Scary!

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How scary are you?

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» Apparently I'm a sex offender

my mum....
...worked as a hair dresser. One day she noticed the man whose hair her friend was cutting was making rythmic up and down motions under the gown in a wanking like way. She was shocked and told her mate, who, being less shocked by that kind of thing, whipped the gown off.

He was cleaning his glasses.
(Mon 21st Aug 2006, 15:13, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Book Oddity
Finding odd places too read;
halfway up the stairs is a fave, or underneath a desk with pillows in the gaps.

Er... yes.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 13:32, More)

» Why should you be fired from your job?

yay, I got fired this week.
I was fired because I diddnt phone in once during a period of sickness lasting over a month.

I should have been fired for:

1.) Being drunk at work
2.) Being stoned at work
3.) Stealing towels from work
4.) Stealing food from work
5.) Having a large shit during my shift each and every day around 3PM, when I should be working (fuck it, the wankers made us work an extra 30 mins compared to other staff)
(Thu 9th Aug 2007, 18:00, More)

» Apparently I'm a sex offender

Mysterious Person
The police came and talked to me at my house in leamington spa because they had reports of a guy running up and down the street in the nude.
I was a bit shocked till i found out they were asking everyone on the street.

edit: ooh first post
(Thu 17th Aug 2006, 22:27, More)

» Cheap Tat

Cheap Great Crap
Sometimes, just sometimes, it can pay off.
I've been buying hyundi batteries (yes) at 15 for a quid for ages and they are great. Obviously not as long lasting as duracell, but you would be surpised, and at the cost they are far better than other batteries.

Ive also bought a MMC USB card reader that is small and works perfectly, that has saved me lots of time and effort! For one pound!
(Fri 4th Jan 2008, 16:52, More)
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