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I'm possibly about to scratch my arse
on the BBC website
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/1494795.stm

They came round to our school on A Level results day in 2001. I'm the one in the white t-shirt with my back to the camera. Don't think I was actually scratching my arse, but I can't really be sure.
I was on TV as well (just the regional Midlands Today). I was in the background whilst my mate (to the left of me in the photo) was hitting me round the head with a newspaper as I wouldn't tell her my results.
In the photo we are talking to the headmaster, who later had an affair with the head of sixth form that we likened to Jabba the Hut. Nice one Melvyn. This is also the school that Adrian Chiles (Working Lunch, Match of the Day 2) went to, though a few years before I was there.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 17:05, More)