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Hello. I am themanwhofellasleep. I sleep a bit and sometimes work. I worry too much.

I have a website: www.themanwhofellasleep.com/

I also have a myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/themanwhofellasleep

My debut novel, A Year in the Life of TheManWhoFellAsleepis out now.

You can read the first 70 pages of the book online at: http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/books/tmwfa/tmwfacc.pdf

I live in London. I have no pets. I am reasonably good-looking, but short. And short-sighted.

Here are some more pictures.

And here is the famous invisibilia section of my website.

Recent front page messages:

As you wish:

(Sun 27th Apr 2008, 14:43, More)

The BBC does a nice "in pictures" series.

(Tue 18th Jan 2005, 18:36, More)

Almost repost for compo. Compo. Competition. Compo.

(Mon 11th Oct 2004, 14:32, More)

Ooh. A front page. Call the cops.
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 18:07, More)

(Tue 23rd Mar 2004, 11:39, More)

Almost time for the new Matrix film...

(Sun 2nd Nov 2003, 22:20, More)

Never forget...

(Thu 11th Jul 2002, 19:40, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Evidence that you're getting old

The fact that I still assume
"youth culture" is aimed at me, and then I realise it's aimed at people 15-years younger than me. That's depressing. And the fact that I talk to old women at bus-stops. Oh dear.
(Sun 31st Oct 2004, 13:04, More)

» Local Nutters

An elderly black man got on my bus the other day
and started shouting "I am a black jew! I am a black jew!" Then he asked the driver to drop him somewhere en route. The driver asked him where. "Jerusalem," he replied. The driver patiently pointed out that the bus goes from Turnpike Lane to Barnet, but does not stop at Jerusalem en route.
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 19:22, More)