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The Wank-hole
An acquaintance of mine was bullying a boy one day at primary for not knowing what wanking was. The boy became quite vehement that he did so my friend decided to tell him that you needed a wank-hole, which he described as a hole through your scrotum, just below the balls, before you could actually wank. The boy became annoyed, and went off to create himself such a hole. With a sharp pencil. He actually, managed it, I'm told, and didn't discover he was being wound up until his parents caught sight of his wound a few days later.
(Wed 19th Jul 2006, 1:46, More)
The Wank-hole
An acquaintance of mine was bullying a boy one day at primary for not knowing what wanking was. The boy became quite vehement that he did so my friend decided to tell him that you needed a wank-hole, which he described as a hole through your scrotum, just below the balls, before you could actually wank. The boy became annoyed, and went off to create himself such a hole. With a sharp pencil. He actually, managed it, I'm told, and didn't discover he was being wound up until his parents caught sight of his wound a few days later.
(Wed 19th Jul 2006, 1:46, More)