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Picker of Winkles- the one and only Maltjik.
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» Useless Information

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Dolphins in captivity are known to masturbate by rubbing their genitalia against the stream-simulators. Not too different from people showering, eh?
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 19:16, More)

» Have you ever paid for sex?

I've tried and I've tried....
But most girls take offense when you offer them cash for sexual favours.
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 12:58, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Whenever I hear
"Wake" with 'The Mission (Not too often) I am once again a thirteen year old goth with carved wrists.
And then again, whenever I hear "Angel with the scabbed wings" with 'Marilyn Manson, I feel a wee bit stoned.
edit: God, was I really that pathetic? Err, yes.
(Sun 27th Mar 2005, 22:00, More)