» Strict Parents

Everybody loves good neighbours...
When I was a kid my Mum stopped us from watching certain soaps because they were bad for the brain...

We weren't allowed to watch Neighbours but we could watch Home & Away (just a cheap imitation in my opinion).

We couldn't watch Coronation Street but Brookside was ok (good taste their, I always did prefer Geordies!)
(Thu 8th Mar 2007, 16:02, More)

» Other people's diaries

My boss is secretly selling the company
... just read an email from her to the seller saying under no circumstances will she stay on for the agreed 5years - max. 2years. For a moment I felt immense joy as I imagined my life without the old hag then I read on where the previous email from the seller says if she doesn't stay on for the agreed time, the deal will be off... and I nearly got caught reading it. Crap. Ah well, there's always the possibility she won't make it through her imminent hip replacement op.

I'm a very bad person.
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 13:42, More)

» Useless Information

fat cow....you plonker
I recently learnt that the device used to measure the grass and monitor how much they eat so cows don't get too fat is IN FACT(!) named a Plonker¬
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 20:27, More)