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» Guilty Pleasures

I talk to photos.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 13:06, More)

» I just don't get it

why thin women think they are fat.

Oh wait - attention. Now I get it.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 16:52, More)

» I just don't get it

The media
Why do they try and integrate chavs and/or ipods into every article, thinking it makes them edgy and 'down with the kids'.
They don't seem to realise that 'chav' is a word that has been used for over a decade, which only emerged in publications recently so the Daily Mail could go on about how much they hate gypsies and cackers.

And ipods? I think they need to go down to their local shop where they will find a whole range of better mp3 players for half the price.

Excuse me now, I must go and buy some burberry LIKE A CHAV LOL and gyrate COZ DEY DO IT ON THE ADVERT LOL.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 16:37, More)

» Claims to Fame

hello and welcome to my first ever post.
My claim to fame - giving Neversoft the idea to make THE Tony Hawk (top skateboarding guy) say 'dutch oven' in the videogame Tony Hawks Underground 2.

For those that don't know - a dutch oven is when you are with your partner/one night stand in bed when you suddenly fart, push their head under the covers and run away giggling.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 18:47, More)

» Useless Information

Kangaroos have a two-pronged penis.
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 15:22, More)
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