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» How I Skive Off Work

Magic and Sparkle
When i worked in M&S I would spend all day walking around talking to my mates while they were on the till, i'd always be carring around some clothes and if stopped by a superviser, i'd tell them i was putting stock out. if i was asked to go on a till i'd get one of the many temps to do it as they all thought i was important or something. Once after a big lunch i fell asleep on a sofa in the back warehouse for 3 hours and awoke to find i should have gone home half an hour ago, so my boss gave me overtime. life was sweet
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 19:20, More)

» Evil Pranks

Slems Days
At Manchester Uni I stayed in the wonderful all boys hall of St Anselms, think 'animal house' with its own £1 a pint bar (and that was in 2004)

Where many a good prank was to be had and these are my favourites...

when I unscrewed the shower heads and placed OXO cubes in each one. I pierced one or two small holes in the OXO wrapping so the cube wouldn't dissolve too quickly. Chicken worked best as it didn't change the water colour too much.

Then there was the time we found rolls of lawn turf outside a house which we used to fully carpet a first years room.

Cling filming all the toilets in the hall, in an all boys hall no one lifts up the seat, serves the lazy fuckers right.

Apologies for lack of length, I’ve had too much to drink.
(Fri 14th Dec 2007, 12:18, More)

» Best Films Ever

Not quite IMDB
Rather than just whack off to IMDB all day, I though better to suggest some films that aren't in the typical top film lists.

Wild Zero - Japanese Comedy Horror Where the power of rock is essential in killing off Zombies.

Django - Ace Spanish Western where the lead drags a coffin of his 'best friend' around with him while kicking ass.

Iron Monkey - Kung fu with every fighting move the Matrix, Kill Bill and Ang Lee ever stole.

If - Pre A Clockwork Orange Malcolm McDowell takes down an English Public School.
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 16:40, More)

» Little things that turn you on

I was watching a video on laser processing in a lecture and I felt some sturrings, there was a sexy husky narrator (female) and an 80's porno soundtrack with lots of ooooOOOhhh's in the music.

Well lasers are cool.

Woo! first post
(Wed 23rd Feb 2005, 15:38, More)