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» Why I was late

I was late this morning....
My car got hit by one of those new Skodas, there was jam and sponge everywhere
(Sun 1st Jul 2007, 19:40, More)

» I'm an expert

In his youth, my husband was a keen trainspotter and has now re-discovered this hobby as our 3yr old also likes trains. They are both into old diesels and as such I am now an expert in class 37's, spoons, gronks(?), tractors, deltics etc. I also know each character in Thomas the Tank Engine & their number. Interesting stuff hey?

Also, I am really fast at getting the answers on TV's "Catchphrase"
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 19:42, More)

» Council Cunts

Macclesfield Council ...
... are great! They once had a road safety van attending the local charity bikeathon but some wally forgot to put the handbrake on and it rolled down a hill and through a bike shop window.
They also built a new bus station on a steep hill with a bit of a brow so any buses trying to drive into the bus station grounded on the brow!
(Sun 29th Jul 2007, 20:48, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

People who work "In the City" and talk loudly into their mobile phones as loudly as possible.

They go away to their "place in the country" at weekends.

They never pay with anything smaller than a £20 note.

Never say please or thank you.

I'm getting away from the qotw now, but I hate Home Counties wankers.
(Fri 30th Sep 2005, 21:37, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

Derek Jarman's film "Blue"
A feature length film of a blue screen and a bloke talking. That's it ...just a blue screen...for over an hour.
(Fri 30th Sep 2005, 21:25, More)
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