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» Little things that turn you on
Weirdness
One of my best girl friends can fanny-fart on demand. Expecting to revolt me, she first performed this for me fresh out of the shower, so the effect was amplified. And the rest, as they say, is history...
(...written in filthy white stains on the inside of my boxers.)
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 22:03, More)
Weirdness
One of my best girl friends can fanny-fart on demand. Expecting to revolt me, she first performed this for me fresh out of the shower, so the effect was amplified. And the rest, as they say, is history...
(...written in filthy white stains on the inside of my boxers.)
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 22:03, More)
» Walkman Flashbacks
...consistency
Okay. Stonesour's 'Bother' reminds me off telling a good friend of mine that I fancied her a lot. She didn't care, the bitch.
Jimmy Eat World's 'The Middle' reminds me of another time that I told a good friend of mine that I fancied her a lot. She cared, god bless her. Didn't go out with me though, did she? Wench.
Puddle of Mudd's 'Blurry' reminds me of a girl I love who loves me too. She lives miles upon miles away. Well really, shine on.
(Sat 26th Mar 2005, 21:40, More)
...consistency
Okay. Stonesour's 'Bother' reminds me off telling a good friend of mine that I fancied her a lot. She didn't care, the bitch.
Jimmy Eat World's 'The Middle' reminds me of another time that I told a good friend of mine that I fancied her a lot. She cared, god bless her. Didn't go out with me though, did she? Wench.
Puddle of Mudd's 'Blurry' reminds me of a girl I love who loves me too. She lives miles upon miles away. Well really, shine on.
(Sat 26th Mar 2005, 21:40, More)