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» Inappropriate crushes

Mel C?
Oh yeah. I had a dream about her one time, where I was feeling her up while lying in a gutter. Classy.

My latest inappropriate crush is Jose Mourinho. that voice, the lovely hair and the attitude make me go all wobbly. He's the first bloke I've ever fancied, which is a bit odd, given that I've been resolutely straight for 30odd years. Maybe I'm finally going to come out?

I think I've fancied every female boss I've ever had, except for one notable exception. Some of them were right munters as well. I've never done anything silly though. That's for a different question of the day.
(Tue 3rd Oct 2006, 15:56, More)