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All i did was stand up!
I had been visting my current g/f's mothers house and to keep there resident Dogs from attacting me in the doorway they locked them in the kitchen.

Once i had sat down they let the dogs in, they were fine with me, me and me g/f watched some TV all was fine.

Then i got up to use the toilet at which point the 5 Dogs in the room forget who i am. Procede 3 of the biggest dogs jumping on me barking then to cap it me doing the most cartoony slip backwards on the wooden polished floor and knocking me self out for 10 minutes.

Brilliant way to meet the the prospective parents eh?
(Sat 4th Jun 2005, 2:42, More)