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» Now, there was no need for that...

Little prick
When I was about 9 or 15 my foreskin ‘somehow’ got stuck. After a few days the novelty wore off and my newly engorged bell-end was starting to become uncomfortable to say the least. Not to worry, I’ll tell Mum and she’ll sort me out. She made it worse if anything and off to the hospital we went…

They pinned me down, removed my slips like a nonce on day-release and injected my member with something to reduce the swelling. I screamed like a spastic, there was blood everywhere and I was convinced I would never be able to wank again.

As if that wasn't bad enough, one of the nurses chirped 'There we go - the ‘little’ fella is back to normal again'. Surely to God there was no need for that?
(Fri 17th Jun 2005, 13:53, More)

» Jobsworths

Fluent in Cuntishness
The greasy arseholes at B******* won’t extend my overdraft for the petty reason that 'You have consistently been over your overdraft limit in the last 6 months'. Well call me a quim, but isn’t that their twatting fault for not increasing my limit as requested? I mean come on for fuck sake! Cut me some slack. Anyway, now I have to go out for a fistful of crème de menthe chasers and suffer the indignity of lashing them on my Barclaycard. Awkward jobsworth cunts.
(Mon 16th May 2005, 17:42, More)