Profile for Big Mama (a.k.a. Mrs. Fat Bastard):
Hi! I'm Amy and have been lurking/reading b3ta for about a year now. I'm 34, married, have two boys and live in NY. Yes...in the USA...and NO..I'm not close to NYC. Geez people...there's a whole STATE attached to that city you know!!! We're about five hours away from it (just in case you were curious..since you're taking the time to read my profile). I'm a stay at home mama so that's quite the job in itself. That's about it..my life summed up in a small paragraph...how depressing. :S If you feel the need to...feel free to contact me at [email protected].
Bye..Buh-bye..tootles...see ya...don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!!
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Hi! I'm Amy and have been lurking/reading b3ta for about a year now. I'm 34, married, have two boys and live in NY. Yes...in the USA...and NO..I'm not close to NYC. Geez people...there's a whole STATE attached to that city you know!!! We're about five hours away from it (just in case you were curious..since you're taking the time to read my profile). I'm a stay at home mama so that's quite the job in itself. That's about it..my life summed up in a small paragraph...how depressing. :S If you feel the need to...feel free to contact me at [email protected].
Bye..Buh-bye..tootles...see ya...don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!!
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» Running away
Funny story...
When I was about 5, I told my parents I was running away from home. My dad...being the joker that he is...said "Let me help you pack!" He grabbed a brown paper grocery bag, put some clothes and my teddy bear in it, said "Have a good trip.." and set me out on the porch. All was well and good...til he realized I had started to walk down our hill. Then he yelled "GET BACK IN HERE!!" He he he...fun times!!
(Sun 13th Aug 2006, 0:06, More)
Funny story...
When I was about 5, I told my parents I was running away from home. My dad...being the joker that he is...said "Let me help you pack!" He grabbed a brown paper grocery bag, put some clothes and my teddy bear in it, said "Have a good trip.." and set me out on the porch. All was well and good...til he realized I had started to walk down our hill. Then he yelled "GET BACK IN HERE!!" He he he...fun times!!
(Sun 13th Aug 2006, 0:06, More)
» Walkman Flashbacks
WAAAY too many memories
Some of the best.....
-my sister singing along with "It's a Heartache" by Bonnie Tyler but singing "It's a HARD EGG..." instead. My parents sitting in the front seat laughing and me sitting in the back crying "MAKE HER STOP!!" because I knew she was singing the wrong words.
-"Goody Two Shoes", "Strip", "Friend or Foe", "Puss in Boots" and "Baby, Let Me Scream at You" all by Adam Ant. Same sister and I made up our own dance routines to them and would entertain my mom and ourselves for hours while we perfected them.
-"Walking on Broken Glass" by Anne Lennox reminds me of a road trip with Mr. FB (before he was the hubby)and me making a bet he couldn't keep up with the beat of the song while doing the horizontal mambo....he not only won but it makes us laugh now when we hear it 12 years later.
First post! WOOHOO!!
I'd apologize for length..but I'd just be lying...
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 19:46, More)
WAAAY too many memories
Some of the best.....
-my sister singing along with "It's a Heartache" by Bonnie Tyler but singing "It's a HARD EGG..." instead. My parents sitting in the front seat laughing and me sitting in the back crying "MAKE HER STOP!!" because I knew she was singing the wrong words.
-"Goody Two Shoes", "Strip", "Friend or Foe", "Puss in Boots" and "Baby, Let Me Scream at You" all by Adam Ant. Same sister and I made up our own dance routines to them and would entertain my mom and ourselves for hours while we perfected them.
-"Walking on Broken Glass" by Anne Lennox reminds me of a road trip with Mr. FB (before he was the hubby)and me making a bet he couldn't keep up with the beat of the song while doing the horizontal mambo....he not only won but it makes us laugh now when we hear it 12 years later.
First post! WOOHOO!!
I'd apologize for length..but I'd just be lying...
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 19:46, More)