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When i was a food till monkey..
I was serving a particularly breathtaking example of a teenage girl (i was a teenager, im not a glitterer) when she dropped her change into the gap between the edge of the counter and the till surface which then rolled under one of those industrial sized refrigeration units. I see a chance to impress this girl with my manly change based heroics and proclaim that i will move the fridge to get her change. I grab hold of both sides of the front of the icy beast and pull as hard as i can (forgetting the front of a fridge is a door) thus opening the door into my own face at cosmic speed. I woke up 2 mins later with the girl and a member of staff making sure i was alive. In a strange twist of fate i actually ended up with the girl in question at a party some weeks later.
(Mon 31st Dec 2007, 14:56, More)