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» The Weird Kid In Class

One, Two and Three
Were I kid you not the names of three kids at my old school.
The CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST parents believed that they should not give their children names and that they should be able to choose them themselves.

Of course they forbade the children from being allowed to name themselves until they were 16. i.e. they were of age to have decided on a good and sensible name for themselves.

As of yet only One has a proper name, which shall not be mentioned here. Two and Three are still, Two and Three.

They called themselves different names at school sometimes but officially on registers passports, birth cirtificates and other oficial documents, they are, in order of age.

One, Two and Three.

(I believe they are fairly normal apart from the shit that they had to put up with in school)

~If you click I like this and PM me I'll give them your suggestions for names~

/Obligatory length joke
(Mon 22nd Jan 2007, 19:59, More)

» Ignoring Instructions

On teh Duke Of Edinburgh
"Make sure you don't try to tackle anything too mountainous" said the DofE coordinater as we planned out routes. "You can tell these by closse contour lines on the maps." Screw this thinks us and draws the shortest possible route over several mountain ranges.

Cue us jumping down hundred metre cliffs...whoops.
(Fri 5th May 2006, 21:36, More)

» Pet Stories

Friends of friends of my parents
Yes, it's one of those ones...had a rabbit. But not just any rabbit, a psychotic mental rabbit. Every day he would be let out of his hutch in the garage, run round the garden really quickly and then hit his head on the closed kitchen door. This he would repeat for hours on end until he got too tired, was carried back to his hutch and went to sleep ready for another days worth of running and head smacking. Odd, Eh?

So one day my parents friends go over to dinner with their friends and during the course of the meal, the two men are chatting, at which point the host says, Ooh, come and look at this, I've got something to show you, and takes him to the garage where he has been growing his very own marijuana...leafless marijuana.

I have been informed that the rabbit has just come out of rehab, fully reformed.
(Sun 10th Jun 2007, 12:29, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

Not a student
But a particularly strange Chemistry teacher.
Still teaches me. Fantastic teacher, but a complete and utter loon.

Relates most answers to Star Trek and all answers are responded with 'xxxxxxxxx' - ish. As if he doesn't really know the answer.

One of the more memorable Q/A was.

Q. So what does the thermal decomposition of Sodium Nitrate produce?

A. Oxygen and Sodium Nitrite..like..site...ish.

Strange man. Great though.
(Mon 22nd Jan 2007, 21:04, More)

» Oldies vs Computers

My GREAT Grandfather
of 91 years of age...still sends me emails.
(Sat 23rd Sep 2006, 13:43, More)
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