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» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

Pilled up confusion.
Got back from a night of clubbing and I'm hangin' out with a bunch of my mates, several pills and various powdered substances have found there way into my bloodstream somehow. One of my mates, who is a bit obsessed with his appearance asks nobody in particular if there is any hair gel about?! I pipe up that there is some hair wax in the bathroom, in the cabinet above the toilet. I am also whispering to my best mate that this will be funny because the hair wax is about 5 years out of date. Hair boy is then heard to be shouting "there is no cabinet above the toilet!" At this point, it suddenly dawns on me that I am not in my own home, but am in fact at my best mates house! Whoops. The same night I also thought I was doing a cryptic crossword and blurted out one of the answers - I was nowhere near a crossword at the time. Oh what fun! (I do quite enjoy it when my brain loses it's way though!)
(Sat 17th Dec 2005, 16:49, More)

» Insults

I like this one from Dodgeball . . .
"Cram it up ya cram-hole!" Also, there is a story about a guy that works for the same company as me, at the southampton site - apparently he used to get called Foetus Face!!
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 16:18, More)