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Student in Moorhead. If I'm not doing school work I'm either on the Internet or out doing something. I like reading, gaming, and things that make me laugh (with a few excecptions). If I knew how to put up a picture I would. Brown hair, brown eyes, middle height, ect...
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» Useless Information
Staring, Timezones, Music, and Typing
Mexicans stare at other drivers while they wait at a red light. A watch gives the mean time of a time zone ,while a sundial gives the exact time of the area it's in (if set up correctly). Islero was the name of a bull who gored a famous matador when the matador tried to finish him (it's also the name of a band). It has taken me seven minutes and three seconds to write this.
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 22:39, More)
Staring, Timezones, Music, and Typing
Mexicans stare at other drivers while they wait at a red light. A watch gives the mean time of a time zone ,while a sundial gives the exact time of the area it's in (if set up correctly). Islero was the name of a bull who gored a famous matador when the matador tried to finish him (it's also the name of a band). It has taken me seven minutes and three seconds to write this.
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 22:39, More)
» Fancy Dress
Scared them shitless
This happen on Halloween when I was about 13 (there wasn't reallyuch of a party going on, just my family sitting around and having fun). Anyway, my dad had an old demon's mask he got from Mexico, complete with full ram horns and pointy teeth. Now, in good lighting you can generally tell it's a mask, but in a dark hallway it generally looks like the genuine thing.
It was my turn to hand out the candy, and I notice that the next group coming up our steps is full of kids older than I am! Rightly pissed, I decided to have some fun with the idiots and put on my dad's mask to go and greet them (I was also wearing a black robe at the time).
I distinctly heard one of them say "Oh shit..." before the whole group ran off our porch and back down to the street. I was laughing so had I thought I was going to piss myself.
(Mon 16th Jan 2006, 8:08, More)
Scared them shitless
This happen on Halloween when I was about 13 (there wasn't reallyuch of a party going on, just my family sitting around and having fun). Anyway, my dad had an old demon's mask he got from Mexico, complete with full ram horns and pointy teeth. Now, in good lighting you can generally tell it's a mask, but in a dark hallway it generally looks like the genuine thing.
It was my turn to hand out the candy, and I notice that the next group coming up our steps is full of kids older than I am! Rightly pissed, I decided to have some fun with the idiots and put on my dad's mask to go and greet them (I was also wearing a black robe at the time).
I distinctly heard one of them say "Oh shit..." before the whole group ran off our porch and back down to the street. I was laughing so had I thought I was going to piss myself.
(Mon 16th Jan 2006, 8:08, More)
» Urban Legends
Unknown Armies
Here's some funny rumours and actual facts form the game Unknown Armies (note that I take no credit for these):
"The interstate highway system was actually laid out as a giant magikal glyph to enable the summoning of a demonic legion in case of a Soviet attack."
Actual Spontaneous Combustion (ruling out cigarettes, cashmere sweaters, and questionable testemony) is the result of an infection of a bacteria that produces a flammable byproduct. The odds of a person getting enough of a build-up to catch fire is one in ten million.
"In Memphis, there's a phantom Piggly Wiggly. It's where the local ghost's buy their groceries."
A way make a zombie was actually practiced in Haiti. It involved poisoning a man so that he appears dead (but is actually alive) and won't wake up until he's been buried. The witch-doctor (and his assistants) would then dig up the coffin and beat the person into submission (being buried alive and brutally beaten would probably be enough to break anyone). Afterward, the newly-made zombie was fed a plant called "zombie cucumber" to keep him obedient and complacent.
"Brendan Behan's pint glass sits behind a bar in a Dublin Pub. Any who drink from it have words flow from them, but at what price?"
"Bigfoot has a Social Security Number."
10 karma points if you can tell me what is fact and what is fiction.
100 karma points if you can tell me what their explaination for Elvis is.
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 7:34, More)
Unknown Armies
Here's some funny rumours and actual facts form the game Unknown Armies (note that I take no credit for these):
"The interstate highway system was actually laid out as a giant magikal glyph to enable the summoning of a demonic legion in case of a Soviet attack."
Actual Spontaneous Combustion (ruling out cigarettes, cashmere sweaters, and questionable testemony) is the result of an infection of a bacteria that produces a flammable byproduct. The odds of a person getting enough of a build-up to catch fire is one in ten million.
"In Memphis, there's a phantom Piggly Wiggly. It's where the local ghost's buy their groceries."
A way make a zombie was actually practiced in Haiti. It involved poisoning a man so that he appears dead (but is actually alive) and won't wake up until he's been buried. The witch-doctor (and his assistants) would then dig up the coffin and beat the person into submission (being buried alive and brutally beaten would probably be enough to break anyone). Afterward, the newly-made zombie was fed a plant called "zombie cucumber" to keep him obedient and complacent.
"Brendan Behan's pint glass sits behind a bar in a Dublin Pub. Any who drink from it have words flow from them, but at what price?"
"Bigfoot has a Social Security Number."
10 karma points if you can tell me what is fact and what is fiction.
100 karma points if you can tell me what their explaination for Elvis is.
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 7:34, More)
» Urban Legends
The most elusive of beasts (Cabbits are a close second)....
When I was a kid, I was utterly convinced of the existence of Jackelopes (cross between a jack-rabbit and an antelope). As I grew older and wiser I began to suspect that they were entirely a matter of fiction. However, doubt was banished when I saw a stuffed one in a resturant a few weeks ago.
Additionally:
Damn you SatchmoR! You made me lose the game! Again! Damn it!!! Damn Yooooooooou!!
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 6:46, More)
The most elusive of beasts (Cabbits are a close second)....
When I was a kid, I was utterly convinced of the existence of Jackelopes (cross between a jack-rabbit and an antelope). As I grew older and wiser I began to suspect that they were entirely a matter of fiction. However, doubt was banished when I saw a stuffed one in a resturant a few weeks ago.
Additionally:
Damn you SatchmoR! You made me lose the game! Again! Damn it!!! Damn Yooooooooou!!
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 6:46, More)
» Petty Sabotage
those neon light %$@*#!!!
Back home there used to be this Gravel dump that my friends and I would hang out at. Nice place, good for hanging out, seting off model rockets (I was about 13 at the time), ect... But one day I find out that some company is constucting an single story) office building on the site. Naturally, I was pretty pissed and wanted so compensation. The thing about this office building was that it these annoying bright blue neon lights around the top of the building. So, one night I and *anonymous* snuck out to their building, climbed up a pipe to their roof, and broke the tips off of their neon lights. But we didn't stop there, oh no, we wanted this to be sabotage instead of just vandalism. We put the caps back on the ends, so while their neon lights are failing, they'll be stumped because nothing *looks* broken. Ha.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 5:20, More)
those neon light %$@*#!!!
Back home there used to be this Gravel dump that my friends and I would hang out at. Nice place, good for hanging out, seting off model rockets (I was about 13 at the time), ect... But one day I find out that some company is constucting an single story) office building on the site. Naturally, I was pretty pissed and wanted so compensation. The thing about this office building was that it these annoying bright blue neon lights around the top of the building. So, one night I and *anonymous* snuck out to their building, climbed up a pipe to their roof, and broke the tips off of their neon lights. But we didn't stop there, oh no, we wanted this to be sabotage instead of just vandalism. We put the caps back on the ends, so while their neon lights are failing, they'll be stumped because nothing *looks* broken. Ha.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 5:20, More)