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GlastoWasp
At last year's Glastonbury, you may recall, the English National Opera came along to perform Wagner's Ring Cycle on the Sunday morning.

Fittingly, I had thought to bring along a plastic Brunhilde helmet (you know, conical helmet, horns, blonde pigtails down either side). Suitably attired, we sallied forth, with a quick detour into the urinals to drain off some of that excess cider.

Cue rather large wasp flying straight up into helmet in mid-slash, resulting in drug-fuelled panic attack and running out into the public area with todger in hand, still be-helmeted and swinging around like a Whirling Dervish. Oh, how they laughed.
(Sat 4th Jun 2005, 11:30, More)