» Office Christmas Parties

My aunt's boss, who happens to be my parent's next door neighbour,
gave the ladies in the office a packet of sunflower seeds. Between four of them. And not a shop bought packet either. No, he grew these in his back garden, and put then in an envelope.
(Fri 17th Dec 2004, 13:11, More)

» Pure Ignorance

I know someone (it's more than my nuts are worth to tell you who)
who doesn't know where the Atlantic Ocean is. They also only realised David Blunkett is blind about a week ago.
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 13:36, More)

» Posh

My mate is the poshest bloke I've ever met,
seeing as how he's descended from Earl Grey, the tea guy. He's from the distaff side of the family, like, but I'd still say that's pretty posh.
(Fri 16th Sep 2005, 13:16, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Oh, and I once had an erotic dream about Jane Asher.
So maybe cakes.
(Mon 21st Feb 2005, 16:28, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Porn.
But like ice cream and music, I'm rarely in the mood for the same flavour.
(Mon 21st Feb 2005, 14:55, More)