» Petty Sabotage

Where do I start.
Ive lived with a number of people in my life, at uni and now I work, some of which were right arse holes. Im not a bad person just prefer to do subtle things as revenge rather than shout. Read on:

- Lived with a deaf guy at uni who was such an arse (not because he was deaf). So we set everything we could to very loud one day in halls (Where they were strict about noise). This included setting his ringtone on his phone to "IM DEAF NOT STUPID" so whenever he got a text it went off (he didnt get any calls as he was deaf) really loudly. Same with any noise on his pc. He also used to sleep with his room unlocked (incase of fire), so we used to all go in his room and do stuff when he was asleep, including moving everything in his room and me getting a bj off my gf, nice!!

- Lived with a posh bird in second year who wanted everything clean and proper, but didnt want to clean anything herself. Toothbrush + my pink rifle + my gf's love hole = nice.

- Lived with a homophobe in 3rd year, so when he was away (I had his keys to play on his ps2) my gay mate and his bf slept in his bed and wore his dressing gown the next morning.

God I should live alone.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 13:25, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

Not Me, but a legend I met at uni.
So... My friend, lets call him Paul as that is his name, young age of 16, just picked up his GCSE results (and was very pleased with himself). Goes home to his Mum to tell her the good news and as she is so proud of him slips him a sly £100.

At the sly age of 16, V plates in hand Paul heads to town to the red light district and uses his mums money to break himself in with a prostitute.

Appologies for length (had to add that as FIRST POST).
(Tue 8th Mar 2005, 10:53, More)

» Birthdays

My 21st Rocked
My 21st, the summer after the end of uni. Decided to have a BBQ at my parents house to celebrate my coming of age. Now my parents are pretty good and can enjoy a beer like the rest of us young 'uns. Had mates from everywhere come, secondry school, primary school, uni, work, was an awesome party. My parents even got fireworks and everything. The best bit of the party was when one of my mates made my mums funnel into a beer bong, to drink (the extremely lethal) punch through. Now imagine my 50 year old father on his back drinking punch though a beer bong, what a legend. Most things after that were a bit of a blank, but was awesome.

My 22nd was awesome as well organising a bbq at my new house where my housemates bought me some old man pyjamas. I decided to wear them for the party which my newish gf wasnt too impressed by. Will post pic when I find it, but its so good.

Bad birthday.... nothing like the good ones :)

Rob
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 14:52, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

Onions
And thats it really, god Im 'ard.
(Mon 18th Apr 2005, 12:06, More)

» I just don't get it

The Thames
Why is the Thames pronounced Tems and not the THames?

Guess there is an answer (southerners!!!)
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 13:12, More)