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Stinky
Parish priest of Sacred Heart Catholic parish, in Griffith, NSW, Australia. Arrogant twunt. I went to his place at night and pissed in the vent in front of his car's windscreen. Ahh, the joy of imagining him driving along on a hot day, and opening the vents to get a nose full of pee-scented air!. Another fave is smearing doggie poop under the door handle on someone's car, makes a nice little surprise.

Ahh, who could forget the old 'Fecal Handshake'? A good one on a hot day. Slide your right hand between your bum cheeks, then shake hands with someone you don't like. They'll wander around, wondering what the poopy, farty smell is. Priceless!
(Thu 5th May 2005, 16:00, More)

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The Australian national anthem...
...can be sung to the music from the Gilligan's Island theme song and vice versa.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 23:51, More)