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» I hurt my rude bits
Hardest Core Masturbator in the West
A friend works in AE.
He had to treat a guy who had been out clubbing with his girlfriend and got twisted on uppers downers and everything else he could get his hands on. Getting home his GF passes out on him and he decides to stick on a porno, and crack one off. A trip to casualty later and he has been going for hours, and is in A&E still completely off his bonce, whilst his girlfriend has come round after a bit of sleep and is trying to hide in shame at the back of the cubicle. He had inflicted 3rd degree friction burns which basically means he masturbated his penis away, and it'll never work again.
And that boys and girls, is commitment.
(Tue 18th Jul 2006, 15:05, More)
Hardest Core Masturbator in the West
A friend works in AE.
He had to treat a guy who had been out clubbing with his girlfriend and got twisted on uppers downers and everything else he could get his hands on. Getting home his GF passes out on him and he decides to stick on a porno, and crack one off. A trip to casualty later and he has been going for hours, and is in A&E still completely off his bonce, whilst his girlfriend has come round after a bit of sleep and is trying to hide in shame at the back of the cubicle. He had inflicted 3rd degree friction burns which basically means he masturbated his penis away, and it'll never work again.
And that boys and girls, is commitment.
(Tue 18th Jul 2006, 15:05, More)
» When animals attack...
Alsatian melon
As a 9 year old on holiday in Rhodes I was snorkelling along the beach - sort of beside it truth be told - invisible apart from a jellyfish of stripy blond hair and a 4 shekel snorkel.
I swam passed a greek couple who were playing throw the water melon to the alsatian - I can't actually how big it must have been to carry a watermelon when I think about it, but it must have had a great deal of length and girth - Anyway, they threw the watermelon past me into the sea, the dog ran in and dragged my melon like head back onto the beach, attached to my screaming red face.
To rub salt into the wound, I had to go to the police station and tell them I had been baiting the dog so they didn't shoot it. And spend the remainder of my holiday with tampon shaped things sewn to my head.
I was also savaged aged 6 by a hemaphrodite called Freddies' alsatian. When I fell off a wall I was no doubt athletically sprinting along, he/she picked me up the dog assisted by launching itself into my leg and helping to carry that a bit further away. That dog didn't get shot either.
I don't like alsatians much but the puppies have good ears.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 16:35, More)
Alsatian melon
As a 9 year old on holiday in Rhodes I was snorkelling along the beach - sort of beside it truth be told - invisible apart from a jellyfish of stripy blond hair and a 4 shekel snorkel.
I swam passed a greek couple who were playing throw the water melon to the alsatian - I can't actually how big it must have been to carry a watermelon when I think about it, but it must have had a great deal of length and girth - Anyway, they threw the watermelon past me into the sea, the dog ran in and dragged my melon like head back onto the beach, attached to my screaming red face.
To rub salt into the wound, I had to go to the police station and tell them I had been baiting the dog so they didn't shoot it. And spend the remainder of my holiday with tampon shaped things sewn to my head.
I was also savaged aged 6 by a hemaphrodite called Freddies' alsatian. When I fell off a wall I was no doubt athletically sprinting along, he/she picked me up the dog assisted by launching itself into my leg and helping to carry that a bit further away. That dog didn't get shot either.
I don't like alsatians much but the puppies have good ears.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 16:35, More)
» Debt pron
Fighting the man, fighting the man!
Hello - Everyone in debt. It is illegal for banks to level penalty charges if you go overdrawn etc. The banks, store card companies etc. HAVE to give you your money back if they have charged you anything for the last 6 years. You may have to go to court. It is very easy. The details are here, along with form letters etc: www.penaltycharges.com
Go to it! I know of 4 people who have all got over £500 back. I am waiting till tomorrow to go to court.
I owe about 20k, have cut up cards, and started paying it back finally after years of misspending and basically acting like a cock. Should pay it back inside 2 years. What a waste of life though when I could be getting into it! Citizens Advice Bureau is a goody as well.
(Thu 30th Nov 2006, 11:19, More)
Fighting the man, fighting the man!
Hello - Everyone in debt. It is illegal for banks to level penalty charges if you go overdrawn etc. The banks, store card companies etc. HAVE to give you your money back if they have charged you anything for the last 6 years. You may have to go to court. It is very easy. The details are here, along with form letters etc: www.penaltycharges.com
Go to it! I know of 4 people who have all got over £500 back. I am waiting till tomorrow to go to court.
I owe about 20k, have cut up cards, and started paying it back finally after years of misspending and basically acting like a cock. Should pay it back inside 2 years. What a waste of life though when I could be getting into it! Citizens Advice Bureau is a goody as well.
(Thu 30th Nov 2006, 11:19, More)