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My real name is Amy, but I chose Purplefairy cos my fav colour is purple and I like fairies.
Im 22 (as of the 5th November) and a biochemistry student in manchester which is also my home town. UPDATE: Now a graduate paying B**tard tax.

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» My computer gave away my secrets

There must be something wrong with me.
I am a woman and I know that my boyfriend has a porn folder, but unlike some of the women some guys on here have got involved with, I am not going to dump him as I dont see anything wrong with him having porn.
FFS its not like he's cheating! Sorry I just had to get it out of my system as it pisses me off how some women are prepare to end a perfectly good relationship over some pic/vids of girls hes never even met.
In fact I enjoy looking at my boyfriends porn, it makes me horny!
Thankyou, rant over!
(Mon 13th Feb 2006, 21:52, More)

» Voyeurism

Is it just me or has anyone else been happily minding there own business at a bus stop, when quite unsuspectingly you turn around and are faced by two pigeons doing it?

Oh I think I once heard my Dad and his ex girlfriend at it, she shouted his name- that was disturbing.

When me and the boyfriend first started going out (We were 18) we got carried away and his sister heard us.

When my boyfriend was a toddler he once walked in on his mum and dad doing it so he jumped on his dads back and shouted 'weeeee!!!!'

I could go on....
(Thu 11th Oct 2007, 22:52, More)

» Crap meals out

R. Jimlad
Your Dad sounds like my uncle, especially the 'sack the juggler' thing. The most memorable thing though has to be the time the waitress asked him how he'd like his steak:
'Just cut its head off and wipe its arse'
(Thu 27th Apr 2006, 18:41, More)

» Conned

It all started with a..
genuine complaint.

Dad notices that Warburtons bread tastes shit, rings up the free customer helpline to complain.

Is surprised when a spokesman from warburtons comes down and gives us tons of free bread, potato cakes (mmm) and other goodies as a way of apology.

Dad now thinks, hmm I could be onto something.

For the last few years hes been conning free food out of big companies by buying their, perfectly edible food and then ringing up their FREE customer hotline to say 'the food was not satisfactory (although he's a loyal customer- always add that bit makes them feel special) but hes disappointed this time. No he's thrown the food in the bin now but he has the barcode on the packet.'

Within a few days, voila food vouchers through the post.
(Tue 23rd Oct 2007, 22:34, More)

» Running away

Your not my parents
I was conviced when I was little that my Mum wasn't my real mum and was really a witch who had stolen me.
I use to draw maps of where I would go when I run away, which was always a little den type place near our local Kwick-Save and intended to live off the berrie that grew their.
My mum found my plan and persuaded me that I wouldn't be able to survive.
Another time when I was with my Aunt, I wrote a note telling her I was running away but it read
'I am running awas'
(Sun 13th Aug 2006, 14:45, More)
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