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Plumrose
As someone has already mentioned the Junior King of Putdowns here's my fave.

Stewie [to prostitute] - "Tell me is there any tread left on the tire or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hall way?"
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 15:08, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

I can't help it but...
I fapp over pictures of Kate McCann and Gayle Porter sans hair. :)
(Thu 13th Mar 2008, 13:38, More)

» Insults

Vroom Vroom
That girls so slutty she could suck start a motorbike!
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 15:27, More)

» Insults

It tickled me...
...but back in the mid 90's during the annual school trip to Alton Towers me and some friends were roaming round in our little clique when the "cocky" one of us shouts to this rather foxy lass.

"Nice arse love..."

She responds with nothing more then a dirty look to which he replies...

"shame it's on ya face!"

Hopefully you didn't have to be their to enjoy it.

Other fav words are :

Spunk Sponge
Spooge horder
Fudgepacker
Son of a fudgepacker
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 15:02, More)