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» I was drunk when I bought this

Evil Ebay
Drunkenly won an Auction for a Trombone on ebay.
The seller was not best pleased when I explained that I didn't know how to play the Trombone, or that I didn't actually have £200 to pay for one.
However the bad feedback acted as a good lesson, never to Drink and Ebay.
PS-Sorry I technically didn't buy this, but that would have taken prolonged drunken disregard.
(Fri 10th Jun 2005, 16:56, More)

» Stupid Tourists

An American in Florence!
I was once strolling through one of the busy tourist areas in Florence, and overheard an American woman getting off a tour bus.
Out loud she asked:

"Whad is there t' do in this place?"

I was tempted to tell her there was nothing to do, in the hope that there would be one less fat American clogging up the streets of Florence.
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 17:52, More)