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I am the 5792nd most dangerous man in Camden.

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» The Best / Worst thing I've ever eaten

Without a shadow of a doubt
barbequed Turkey bollocks. Something of a delicacy in the middle east and most certainly not for the faint-hearted.

Lulled into a false sense of security by being offered "Turkey", I looked at the proffered orb with only a small amount of suspicion. Not wanting to offend my hosts, I bit through the tough fibrous outer layer and into a soft warm fluffy salty interior. I cottoned on pretty quickly at that point. "Turkey", indeed!

The horror. THE HORROR!!
(Mon 30th May 2011, 0:13, More)

» School fights

That'll teach him
So in year 8 my interests in Martial arts began to peak. I wasn't a tall or particularly built 13 year old, but I learnt to handle myself. In one lesson this dude felt it would be funny to victimise me. He did the whole namecalling thing and whatever, and kept it up until we left the classroom. Completely unprovoked he started pushing me and kept saying "Where's your self-defense now? Where's your self defense now?" and (probably by mistake) whacked my glasses off my face. Now, if you wear glasses and have ever been in this situation before, you'd know that this is the point where you turn green and burst out of your clothes. I smacked him in the jaw and kept hitting him until he was on the floor. Everyone was watching, and they were more than happy to goad on the underdog!! Anyways, I walked off and for some reason, he was really chummy with me the next day! Whatever dude.
(Sun 12th Mar 2006, 19:13, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

I'm 22 years old
Yet my friends still insist on calling me "Bendy". It's an abbreviation of my surname and nothing else, before you ask!
(Fri 19th May 2006, 16:47, More)

» Useless Information

A Koalo bear...
...feeds its young by eating loads of leafs and then shitting in the wee baba koala bear's mouth.

FACT
(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 20:49, More)