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Bald Gindian who eats too much spam

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» When were you last really scared?

Strangers in the night
Sitting on the school terrace late at night in the middle of no where in Carlisle drinking bottles of 20 20. A digital watch beep's and I ask my mate what the time was, he reply's "don't know I haven't got a watch on". We both go silent then at the same time jump up and peg it back to the dorm.

In the morning we went back to where we were sitting and couldn't find a watch. After that we decided it was safer drinking inside.
(Thu 22nd Feb 2007, 16:21, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Shopping for Holiday Clothes
Well a week before I was going to go on holiday I realised I needed some summer clothes so I went shopping with a mate. We went striaght to the pub at 12 o'clock and 5 hours later I hadnt done any shopping. Realising the time I quickly jumped up and ran to shops before they closed. £300 later I woke up with a day glow green cycling top a £50 desinger vest & bizzaire see through jeans just to name a few. I think the they saw me coming and took me for all I had. I still have all the stuff in their oringal packaging because I keep them as a reminder to shop first & drink later !!!!!!
(Fri 10th Jun 2005, 16:14, More)