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» DIY fashion

A couple of weeks ago...
...i bought FHM and in the fashion section there was an article about some designer who had something to do with the beastie boys releasing a line of plain white tee-shirts with shirts and ties drawn on them in marker pen. Quite nice i thought, cool beastie boys connection, £40 quid(!), f*ck right off. So i made it myself. Turned out quite well. NOw i think about it the story would have been better if i'd fucked up, perhaps burnt down the house somehow. Sorry.
(Thu 24th Aug 2006, 20:17, More)

» Weird Traditions

Weeeeeeeeee bonk road
We have a road near us (a slip road onto the A1 near Morpeth) where the road does a kind of big circular swoop to get onto the carriageway. Our family has a tradition of shouting weeeeeeeeeeee while we go round the circular bit and then BONK when we hit the A1.
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 13:45, More)

» Useless Information

Did you know that all good teachers or nursery nurses should be paedophiles?

The real meaning of the word paedophile is someone with a deep seeded (and all together non-sexual) love of children. Hence philosophy (love of wisdom). People who molest children should be described as paedorasts.

Sorry for length, first post woo!
(Tue 22nd Mar 2005, 15:44, More)

» The Police

Gay police horse
Did anyone else see the story that was in Metro newspaper a while back of a bloke who got put away for calling a police horse gay? It tickled me somewhat. I'd like to say that it was either me or my friend but it wasn't ...

... damn
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 17:53, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

guilty pleasures
I take an almost sick amount of pleasure in correcting people. Pronunciations, spellings, it doesn't matter, i really bloody love it. Only problem is, i get it wrong some of the time...

Well, quite a lot of the time really...
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 11:02, More)
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