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Antipodean...Left England to get away from Maggie Fucking Thatcher and her facist bully boys 21years ago..John Fucking Howard and his limp mates are nearly as bad..but no SPG thank fuck!

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» When I met the parents

Oh Caroline..
When I first met the lovely carolines father he burst into her bedroom on this Saturday mornin'We were sitting up in bed..I had a bottle of wine in one hand and an enormous post-shag spliff in the other..he immediately expressed a desire to kill me and proceeded to chase me all over the house..me- nude cackling like a deviant..I managed to barricade myself into the spare room..he was well beserk and had a go at bashing his way in..He gave up thank God and fooked off..I gargled wine and smoked up a storm with relief..Caroline..you were wonderful!!!!
(Sun 22nd May 2005, 11:00, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Local church....
in the dunny it has written on the cistern...'Turds more than nine inches long should be lowered into the bowl using string'
St Kilda, Australia
(Sat 5th May 2007, 1:41, More)

» I just don't get it

I just don't get it....
...how in'84 I sat down rolled a large Jazz cigarette popped the top off a bottle of Brandy and ended up in Australia...
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 5:00, More)

» Encounters with Royalty

I once had sex with one of Nicholas Parsons' nieces..does that count?
(Sat 5th Aug 2006, 2:11, More)

» Barred

thrown out of lots of them...In 1975 I was thrown out of France.
(Fri 1st Sep 2006, 17:27, More)
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