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30 something old soak, will update when drunk, it brings out the creative side of me....
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30 something old soak, will update when drunk, it brings out the creative side of me....
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» I met a weirdo on the interweb
yoiks
Met a bloke from a chat room...he had no jaw..the end
(Wed 22nd Mar 2006, 0:17, More)
yoiks
Met a bloke from a chat room...he had no jaw..the end
(Wed 22nd Mar 2006, 0:17, More)
» I just don't get it
Old people
I work in retail, here's some examples
"That's £20 please madam" reply "I'm going home in a minute" ?!
"What size are you looking for?" reply "blue or brown"
"Check the amount and sign please" reply "I've just bought some liver for my tea"
"Do you need any help at all?" Reply "I'm 83 you know"
Am I missing the point??
and why do they insist on shopping between 12 noon and 2pm? Do they realise that ppl are on their lunch breaks? I get 1 hour, I do not want to spend 30 mins of it queuing behind old duffers who haven't grasped decimalisation, never mind chip and pin...have you noticed how they insist on shouting out their mumber as they punch it in???
I just don't GET them at all
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 17:13, More)
Old people
I work in retail, here's some examples
"That's £20 please madam" reply "I'm going home in a minute" ?!
"What size are you looking for?" reply "blue or brown"
"Check the amount and sign please" reply "I've just bought some liver for my tea"
"Do you need any help at all?" Reply "I'm 83 you know"
Am I missing the point??
and why do they insist on shopping between 12 noon and 2pm? Do they realise that ppl are on their lunch breaks? I get 1 hour, I do not want to spend 30 mins of it queuing behind old duffers who haven't grasped decimalisation, never mind chip and pin...have you noticed how they insist on shouting out their mumber as they punch it in???
I just don't GET them at all
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 17:13, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
Queue Jumping
Can't get enough of it..I see a long queue, I just HAVE to jump in near to the front as possible.
I give myself bonus points for upsetting people and extra extra bonus if someone actually has a go at me (to which I always find a wittier retort)
(Mon 11th Apr 2005, 20:34, More)
Queue Jumping
Can't get enough of it..I see a long queue, I just HAVE to jump in near to the front as possible.
I give myself bonus points for upsetting people and extra extra bonus if someone actually has a go at me (to which I always find a wittier retort)
(Mon 11th Apr 2005, 20:34, More)
» Walkman Flashbacks
Lambrettas Poison Ivy
School disco, I was about 15, some lad, older than me asked me to dance to this, was only after, I realised he'd done it for a bet..got him back...couple of years later told his g/f that he once caught crabs from the school slapper.
(Wed 30th Mar 2005, 0:12, More)
Lambrettas Poison Ivy
School disco, I was about 15, some lad, older than me asked me to dance to this, was only after, I realised he'd done it for a bet..got him back...couple of years later told his g/f that he once caught crabs from the school slapper.
(Wed 30th Mar 2005, 0:12, More)