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Lazlo Woodbine shot a rocket into my pita face.

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» The B3ta Cookbook

Sausages with mustard core
Use a clean 3mm drill to drill though the length of a frozen, high quality sausage. Inject English mustard into the void. Cap the ends with a ball of compressed bread. Fry or grill as normal.
(Thu 28th Jun 2012, 23:15, More)

» The B3ta Cookbook

Chicken burgers
Top tip:
When coating stuff in bread crumbs (dust with flour, dip in egg, coat in crumbs, fry). Use blitzed fresh pitta bread instead of normal bread (with whatever spices you like). It's a revelation.
(Thu 28th Jun 2012, 23:10, More)

» Insults

Turkish un-PC
I used to have to work with a Turkish guy who sat right behind me. He was nice enough, but I just didn't like him.

One morning my PC was freezing badly and completely unconsiously I shouted "You stupid fucking Turkey Turk!".

He was 2 feet behind me. I didn't turn round and it was never spoken of.

That memory is one of the only things that can make me smile however miserable I am.
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 17:39, More)