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My Music.

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damn passport photos, never easy to get right first time

(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 15:13, More)


(Sun 24th Apr 2005, 20:28, More)

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» Ignoring Instructions

One afternoon, when i was a small lad, i was hunting round the kitchen for something to eat, as you do when your a small lad. Anyway i spot a jar of Marmite in the cupboard and begin to spread it on some bread.. my mum takes a look and says "You only need a little bit of that on" i say to her "there is no rationing anymore" she says "ok then" I continue to spread tons and tons and tons of marmite on the bread.

I get to my room, take one bite, and throw it in the bin.
(Thu 4th May 2006, 14:41, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

My cats nickname...
.. Bum Fluff Merchant.. on account of him leaving his fluffy fur EVERYwhere.
(Wed 24th May 2006, 13:06, More)

» Fire!

A long time ago..
.. I used to smoke the weed.. well one night i was in bed with the tv on smoking a gigantic cone of doom, stuffed with grass and resin ... after a few tokes i was pretty much asleep, i awoke to a rather nasty burning smell, i thought maybe a blimp had fallen onto my duvet and gone out .. so i casually looked for the burn hole and realised half of my duvet had burnt to a crisp, and was still smouldering away .. oh how i laughed.
(Fri 4th Nov 2005, 15:46, More)