» The worst sex I ever had

How Insensitive
My lass was having a shit in my mouth the other night when she suddenly farted, really put me off that did
(Mon 18th Jun 2007, 15:12, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

Bum Conker!
was once checking for winnets while watching the telly as you do when i found a little tangle nut in me underpants, on closer examination it was 'conkered' to a hair I must have inadvertently swallowed and not fully passed. Well I tell thee it must have been one of Rapunzels fuckers as it took ages to extract, each little tug cheesewired my bum and beyond, which made me chuckle and cry all at the same time, did stop to do a little 'swing' half way through tho!
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 16:42, More)

» * PFFT *

Egg Tea
Me and a mate worked in a school as technicians. When lessons were on and the staffroom empty, we would often nip in on the way to the smoking room and pump in the kettle, quickly closing the lid after. Que two grown men legging it out the room giggling like two little girls....
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 15:09, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

The Bionic Man........Keith Peacock
We had a special needs kid at school who thought he was Steve Austin, he would run in 'slow motion' all the way to school (kind of like when you pretend to be an astronaut walking on the moon to you and I)all the time doing a pre beat box version of the theme tune as he went. Without fail, once he got to the brow of chester road bank he would stop and use his bionic eye to survey the final stretch to school, this meant moving his hand from his eye towards where he was looking and making a do do do do do do do do noise, never saw him bullied tho, and everyone seemed to just leave him to it, bless
(Mon 22nd Jan 2007, 12:19, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

Diff'rent Strokes? Vinegar more like!
Not inappropriate but improbable.....
Kimberley getting a spit roast from Arnold and Willis, think if Arnold was at the back he may need a chair tho.
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 14:01, More)