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» Have you ever paid for sex?
Paying for "look a likey" whores
Not me but a colleague of my brother in laws decided that him and another friend would get a couple of prostitutes in after a night on the piss. Thumbing through the visiting massage section of the local rag they came across (no pun) a “look a likey“ service so they ordered Jordan and Paris Hilton.
A couple of hours later after the beer was wearing off there was a knock on the door and brother in laws colleague went to answer it. The following conversation ensued after answering the door:
Bro in laws colleague “Can I help you?”
Whores “You ordered a massage”
Bro in laws colleague “Who are you meant to be”
Whore 1 “I’m Jordan”
Bro in laws colleague to whore 2 “Then who the fuck are you meant to be? I ordered Paris Hilton”
Whore 2 “I am Paris Hilton”
Bro in laws colleague “ Paris Hilton….more like Peter fucking Shilton…get inside…”
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 12:07, More)
Paying for "look a likey" whores
Not me but a colleague of my brother in laws decided that him and another friend would get a couple of prostitutes in after a night on the piss. Thumbing through the visiting massage section of the local rag they came across (no pun) a “look a likey“ service so they ordered Jordan and Paris Hilton.
A couple of hours later after the beer was wearing off there was a knock on the door and brother in laws colleague went to answer it. The following conversation ensued after answering the door:
Bro in laws colleague “Can I help you?”
Whores “You ordered a massage”
Bro in laws colleague “Who are you meant to be”
Whore 1 “I’m Jordan”
Bro in laws colleague to whore 2 “Then who the fuck are you meant to be? I ordered Paris Hilton”
Whore 2 “I am Paris Hilton”
Bro in laws colleague “ Paris Hilton….more like Peter fucking Shilton…get inside…”
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 12:07, More)
» When I met the parents
Not really the parents but..
When I met my wife's sister for the first time we were at the royal albert hall watching the DMC music awards. My wife introduced us and her sister very elegantly said "Pleased to meet but I have to go as I am busting for a poo"
(Thu 19th May 2005, 13:47, More)
Not really the parents but..
When I met my wife's sister for the first time we were at the royal albert hall watching the DMC music awards. My wife introduced us and her sister very elegantly said "Pleased to meet but I have to go as I am busting for a poo"
(Thu 19th May 2005, 13:47, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
Skivemungous
Many years ago I worked for a bike dealers in Essex. The owner was fat and obnoxious and never came in to work before about 11.00. Between the hours of 8.30 and 11.00 we would use the company tools and spares for private jobs or drink coffee and watch vids in the showroom whilst lounging over very expensive bikes.
Aah halcyon days.
Woo yay, first post.
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 12:14, More)
Skivemungous
Many years ago I worked for a bike dealers in Essex. The owner was fat and obnoxious and never came in to work before about 11.00. Between the hours of 8.30 and 11.00 we would use the company tools and spares for private jobs or drink coffee and watch vids in the showroom whilst lounging over very expensive bikes.
Aah halcyon days.
Woo yay, first post.
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 12:14, More)