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» Misunderstood

My Gran...
When Jurassic park was released my Gran asked me if the Dinosaurs were real.. "no nan" I said "they're done on a computer, to which she replied "I thought not..... what about those Teenage Mutant Turtles?"

Bless her, i could just imagine her sitting in her flat all troubled by the abundance of monsters on TV.
(Mon 10th Oct 2005, 10:46, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Me the tourist...
During my travelling days across Australia I asked some locals directions to the an aboriginal town called "luff burra" they didn't half gaffaw and i felt like a prat when they told me it was actually pronounced Looga Barooga!

*may not be true.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 14:06, More)

» Weird Traditions

and the winner is....
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 16:04, More)

» Posh

I'm so posh I don't shit... ever!

(Thu 15th Sep 2005, 11:09, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

I knew our relationship was over...
.. When I laid the last slab on the new patio. Still we remain close!
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 11:27, More)
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