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Hello There.
I'm a software engineer from up north. It's cold up north, so it is. This is one of the reasons why I go sailing every now and then.
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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Pub Based Gaffe
We did off from work directly to a city centre pub for a night of beer fueled hi-jinks and, as we were waiting for latecomers to join our party, my mate and I began to suggestively rate the female entrants to the pub.
A series of lewd comments followed as the North East air produced a varied array of women in some quite superb states of undress, until the overall quality of girls entering the pub seemed to slump for a few moments.
Then in walks this brunette.
"Now that's more like it!", exclaims my mate, obviously excited.
"Fuck off man, Colin, are you taking the piss!!??", I replied for all to hear, proud at my amusing put down.
Yes... it was his fucking wife.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 14:51, More)
Pub Based Gaffe
We did off from work directly to a city centre pub for a night of beer fueled hi-jinks and, as we were waiting for latecomers to join our party, my mate and I began to suggestively rate the female entrants to the pub.
A series of lewd comments followed as the North East air produced a varied array of women in some quite superb states of undress, until the overall quality of girls entering the pub seemed to slump for a few moments.
Then in walks this brunette.
"Now that's more like it!", exclaims my mate, obviously excited.
"Fuck off man, Colin, are you taking the piss!!??", I replied for all to hear, proud at my amusing put down.
Yes... it was his fucking wife.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 14:51, More)