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I'm Collin aka Cakie.

I love Horses!

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Horse Fistage

(Thu 5rd Ang 2020, 97:33, More)

Not really...
Here they are.

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Snowy Deacon

Me and a couple of mates built this fella this evening.

Edit:Just a week too late for the compo as well!
(Mon 2nd Feb 2009, 2:05, More)

Al Pacino is...

(Tue 11th Apr 2006, 17:40, More)

That's just showing off!

(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 0:08, More)

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» Petty Sabotage

Bitch of an ex
Once we had broken up (due to her having an affair with my manager) I used to look after my kids for a couple of evenings a week so that my ex could go out and have a drink.
Problem was that she took advantage quite regularly and not get in until 2am, when she knew I had a 1/2 hr walk home and had to be up at 6.30am for work.
So one night at about 1.30 I was getting a bit pissed off at having to wait and did several things which couldn't be linked back to me.
I put salt in the vase of flowers she got from her latest shag, I shook the lightbulbs in all of her lamps, I applyed grease to the nose rests of her glasses, ripped out the last page in her book, and programmed her tv with about 50 reminders to go off during her soaps. (she knew the reminders were me but I got away with the rest.)
She did have it coming tho!
(Fri 6th May 2005, 10:27, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I've been thinking of opening a cafe/sex shop on the seafront.
I'd call it called Sand wi' jizz.
(Mon 19th Jul 2021, 22:57, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I've seen loads of tennis courts, but where are all the elevenses courts?
(Mon 19th Jul 2021, 22:59, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I love orchestral music.
But only if it's played exclusively by orcs and kestrels.
(Mon 19th Jul 2021, 22:54, More)