» Petty Sabotage

Coke Can
My favourite has to be using something such as a compass or a badge pin to make a discreet hole on the side of a can under the drinking hole so that when people drink, they are efectively purring it down them. Works terribly well when they think they have missed their mouth then go do it again! mwahaha

Edit: Aim for darker areas, its less noticable
(Fri 6th May 2005, 22:20, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

hello everybody
this isn't as exciting as everyone elses shroom stories but still tickles me. It was one of those great moments where everyone in the room contributes to a great moment. After a heavy smoking session, a pal for no reason at all said in an Irish accent: "Mwah ha ha ha". A little taken back by this, I asked my friend why he said this. Given we had just been talking about the colonel and KFC, my weak minded friend said he thought he was a chicken. To which my other friend added that he was male so he wouldn't be a chicken - he would be a cockerel. So i pointed out to my friend that he had actually said "mwah ha ha" in an irish accent because he is a cock.
(Tue 20th Dec 2005, 1:28, More)

» The Police

Knife Wielding Maniac
We were shooting part of our year 12 coursework at the field / leisure centre near where i live, which involved my mate dressed all in black looking pretty damn scary and holding a fairly large hunting knife. So here we were at 5am walking across the field towards him filming with only the odd person walking their dog and chatting to us for company when along comes PC 'John Wayne on smack' who comes speeding round the car park and parks across the other side, ruining our shot. He gets out and sits behind his door 'taking stock of the situation' then decides to approach my mate and disarm and cuff him. He points out that we had been caught on CCTV with a knife. Maybe the people who saw it failed to notice we were clearly filming and not stabbing but never mind. So said knife gets melted down and my mate got taken to the nick only to be let out an hour later. This super policeman also decided that the camera was nicked and considered taking us all in but we talked him round eventually. Still, was funny explaining it to our teacher who uses us as the example to other students not to do twuntish things like us :)

This is the longest I have ever had so I shall on this occasion apologise. P.S i also apologise for the over-use of quotation marks.
(Fri 23rd Sep 2005, 22:01, More)

» Weird Traditions

Anyone ever heard of the straw bear??
Where i live out in the sticks in a funky town named Whittlesey, we have an annual tradition (in the lovely summer month of January ffs) for a bloke and a kid to wear a complete straw suit and get led from one end of the town to the other by an old guy. This isn't the only fun, oh no, we have morris dancing, maypole dancing and generally people making prats out of themselves wiv their face painted black or red. Apparently it attracts people from 'all over the world' - in other words some Germans accidentally had the misfortune of ending up her once. Upon trying at least to join in with this years festivities by going to the pub, we found this to be impossible as they were overflowing with grannies and morris dancers :(

P.s on the Sunday (the main day is Saturday) they burn the straw suits publicly.

and no sadly, the cunts aren't still in them.
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 19:11, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

In Greece
After a heavy night of drinking, my associate and I went to the only place still open that sold food and we were both starving. We ordered 2 things that looked like vegetable/ham and mushroom lattice pastry things and started to munch. After eating those 2 and then going to buy a third, we both realised that it was just a pastry shop. We sat their eating empty pastry at a bloody pastry shop pissed. Must have looked so gay!
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 18:15, More)