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some really interesting facts about me:

i live in Birmingham.(it is the greatest place on earth.*)

*may only apply to people who like smog,rats,hp sauce and shit accents

i eat a ham,cheese & pineapple jacket potato every day for lunch.

i'm quite fat.(off the scales)

i'm pretty tall.(6ft 5)

i win hourly contests on the net a lot.i have yet to claim a prize.

my animation programme is broken so i have to paste each frame into paint then back out again. plus it won't let me delete frames for some reason.
i wish i was american so i would have no idea what the hells going on around me and could barge people out of the way with my ego.

i don't wear a monocle.

i am unfortunately not sponsored by bostick.

i have allocated web space but am too lazy to use it.therefore there's probably a load of red exs below & this has become a makeshift homepage for the time being

i have icons, but don't have them on, so don't bitch about donations and other such bullshit.

i accidentally bought a purse instead of a wallet when abroad. however i find it more practical than any wallet i've ever had.

i have a tooth missing.

i hate jewellery & mobile phones.

i'm very scruffy.

i have two arms.

things that are permanent fixtures on my desk include (but are not limited to):
a man i made from paperclips, a berty basset jigsaw puzzle, an eiffel tower with crackles (from rice krispies)head on it, a batman pen top, mr good, a buddha head, a buddha, a fat karate kid, 20 packs of sugar, 2 tesco's value beef & tomato flavour snacks circa 1902, a broken watch, 5 issues of adbusters magazine, 2 sticks of wood, a guy with 6 arms from monsters inc, a foot tall metal singer, a new labour new danger sticker, a bliar sticker, 2 copies of eddie vedder's the molo sessions (unopened), a 1/4 bottle of benylin non-drowsy, about 20 plastic knives, a straw, 3 5p's, a surfer guy, a skateboarder keyring, a stamp book containing 5 stamps, 5 STX directories, 2 cup holders, a panini sticker of marko babic, a simpson's trivia calendar, approx 27 books, two laminated phone thingies, 2 pics of my girlfriend, a picture of winona ryder, a plastic tape holder with no tape, a fish filled with soy sauce, a wet wipe, an old pro forma book, a 2 rupee piece, 6 pens, 2 keyboards, 2 mice, a mouse mat, 2 monitors, a sagrradia familia glass thing, a pig engraved with "Nick the Office Pig" (i am not called Nick, a star wars droid, a broken double ended screwdriver, a broken phone, a working phone, a t-mix recorder, a "heroin:death in blood" postcard, an article about a guy being let off for parking in a disabled bay due to the spacing of letters in the word "Disabled", a vans sticker, 3 father xmas stickers, a xmas tree sticker, post-it notes, a radio control car, a cup-a-soup also circa 1902, 3 out of date settlement stickers, a packet of salt, an empty mini disk case, a mr good book, an elastic band, a carbon book, a notepad, a cbso season guide.

that is all about me.

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