» It was a great holiday, but...

Location -Majorca 2000 Me=16 Just Finsihed GCSE's
Went with my parents, met a few lads there and went and got very very drunk, every night.
Most nights ended up a little irish bar with some great live music. Got in with a random women but no sex.
On my last night i got lucky with an irish bird you was 19 and i blaged i was 18 (yay me coz am kinda tall) went back to her hotel coz i had very bad sunburn and she wanted to rub aloe vera on me...
Fair enough says me and gets me cherry popped to an older woman.

All good and well

IT WAS A GREAT HOLIDAY
BUT...
She was a fat moose!
And in my drunken state gave her my mobile number and then got stalked by her for a long while saying she loves me and etc
She came to liverpool once coz i said i'd go meet her...
Never did met her.
I wonder where she is now

Woo 1st post at long last!
(Thu 21st Apr 2005, 21:20, More)