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» Messing with the Dark Side
The Ring
I went to see The Ring at the cinema; it was all right, nothing too scary I thought as I left the cinema. Got home, no one in, to the bat bed I think! Flick on light *PING* bloody bulb blows, so I get a new one from down stairs, stand there in the dark to change it as I am too lazy to find a torch or anything, take out old one, put in new one GAAAAAAAAA I'm blind!!! It seems I left the damn switch on. Tried to get to sleep but where whether my eyes were open or shut, all I could see was a bright white ring…
Luckily however I did not have a TV in the room so I was not slaughtered in the night - Yay!
This is as close to the dark side as I get.
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 14:56, More)
The Ring
I went to see The Ring at the cinema; it was all right, nothing too scary I thought as I left the cinema. Got home, no one in, to the bat bed I think! Flick on light *PING* bloody bulb blows, so I get a new one from down stairs, stand there in the dark to change it as I am too lazy to find a torch or anything, take out old one, put in new one GAAAAAAAAA I'm blind!!! It seems I left the damn switch on. Tried to get to sleep but where whether my eyes were open or shut, all I could see was a bright white ring…
Luckily however I did not have a TV in the room so I was not slaughtered in the night - Yay!
This is as close to the dark side as I get.
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 14:56, More)
» I was drunk when I bought this
What for dinner?
Christmas Eve, friend and I are avoiding going to respective homes for as long as possible. Best plan? Go out and get twatted. Que wandering the streets at midnight looking for food. Wander into a Miss Millies (dodgy KFC), peruse menu, decide the best thing two people could eat would be 21 pieces of chicken and 10 portions of fries.
Wake up next day to two very large plates covered in cold congealed fat coated stripped bones and a somewhat heavy feeling in the stomach. Wave friend off feeling worse for ware and make way to christmas dinner with the folks. Walking in the door I ask the obvious question, what's for crimbo dinner? Yes indeed it's chicken, every mouthfull was a bad bad bad....
(Sun 12th Jun 2005, 20:18, More)
What for dinner?
Christmas Eve, friend and I are avoiding going to respective homes for as long as possible. Best plan? Go out and get twatted. Que wandering the streets at midnight looking for food. Wander into a Miss Millies (dodgy KFC), peruse menu, decide the best thing two people could eat would be 21 pieces of chicken and 10 portions of fries.
Wake up next day to two very large plates covered in cold congealed fat coated stripped bones and a somewhat heavy feeling in the stomach. Wave friend off feeling worse for ware and make way to christmas dinner with the folks. Walking in the door I ask the obvious question, what's for crimbo dinner? Yes indeed it's chicken, every mouthfull was a bad bad bad....
(Sun 12th Jun 2005, 20:18, More)