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» Missing body parts

Oh dear
Lost my dignity and a vast amount of bodily fluids after 3 major Pilonidal sinus operations, which the nurse did actually fit her fist into. Took a whole year to heal did the last one.

Huzzah indeed.
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 19:01, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Lovely people
Not so much weird, but just awesome.
Music teachers are the best. Irish head of department who when teaching keyboard, spends 5 minutes getting you to repeat "Elbow, arse, elbow, arse"

Person of small stature who gossips with you and has more respect than any other teacher in the place.

Resident Brass teacher who delights in telling you stories about his kids and any other incident.

Physics Teacher who lets us run up and down corridors, launching air proppeled rockets and throwing corcks attatched to string around.

Chemistry teacher who lets us write our names in purified brandy that we made on the deask to be set alight numerous times.

Ledgends all of them :)
(First post WOO)
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 20:50, More)

» Shame

Talking to people at concert band
talking about relatives at uni etc.

Friend; "So where does your sister go to uni"
Me; "Glasgow"
Them; "Strathclyde?"
Me; "No, the real uni"
them "My parents went to strathclyde..."
Me; "Oh........"

Fortunately forgiveness was given, Hoorah :)
(Sun 27th Nov 2005, 15:01, More)