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» When I met the parents
Not parents but grandparents....
My current ex-girlfriend and I were going to visit my grandmother as she had just got out of hospital, and it was a good excuse to go round there for the first time as I was getting complaints from my mother that I hadn't taken her to meet the 'rest of the family'. It had only been two years, for christs sake.
Anyway, I phoned ahead and told them we were on our way. So imagine my surprise when I we walked in on my grandfather sitting in his armchair in his y-fronts watching a video of one of those dutch soft-porn gameshows. At three in the afternoon.
I never took her there again! Come to think of it, I haven't been back there since, either...
(Fri 20th May 2005, 14:27, More)
Not parents but grandparents....
My current ex-girlfriend and I were going to visit my grandmother as she had just got out of hospital, and it was a good excuse to go round there for the first time as I was getting complaints from my mother that I hadn't taken her to meet the 'rest of the family'. It had only been two years, for christs sake.
Anyway, I phoned ahead and told them we were on our way. So imagine my surprise when I we walked in on my grandfather sitting in his armchair in his y-fronts watching a video of one of those dutch soft-porn gameshows. At three in the afternoon.
I never took her there again! Come to think of it, I haven't been back there since, either...
(Fri 20th May 2005, 14:27, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
Work?
I've worked in a casino for the last ten years or so, and anyone who has worked in one knows you don't NEED to skive! You get a 20 minute break after every hour! And since I've reached the lofty heights of management I usually find myself trawling around looking for something to do because I'm bored. And that usually involves going and talking to birds in the bar and comping them drinks on the company...
(Tue 3rd May 2005, 16:04, More)
Work?
I've worked in a casino for the last ten years or so, and anyone who has worked in one knows you don't NEED to skive! You get a 20 minute break after every hour! And since I've reached the lofty heights of management I usually find myself trawling around looking for something to do because I'm bored. And that usually involves going and talking to birds in the bar and comping them drinks on the company...
(Tue 3rd May 2005, 16:04, More)