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» Worst Nicknames Ever
Dog Cock
Full name - saggy dog cock. Tall lad,James was his name, sporty guy. Was the bigest asshole you ever met. One day at lunch me and my mates were thinking of rude names for each other (as 13 year olds do). Most were just the usual dickface, scrotumboy. But then, out of the blue came, hey James is a dick, why don't we call him Saggy dog cock? Over time the name stuck, and was shortened to just Dock cock because it took to long to say. No one actually calls him James anymore, even teachers know hes called Dog Cock.
He is a very smug bastard, too.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 22:25, More)
Dog Cock
Full name - saggy dog cock. Tall lad,James was his name, sporty guy. Was the bigest asshole you ever met. One day at lunch me and my mates were thinking of rude names for each other (as 13 year olds do). Most were just the usual dickface, scrotumboy. But then, out of the blue came, hey James is a dick, why don't we call him Saggy dog cock? Over time the name stuck, and was shortened to just Dock cock because it took to long to say. No one actually calls him James anymore, even teachers know hes called Dog Cock.
He is a very smug bastard, too.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 22:25, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Carrot
In this generation of y8 there is an overcrowdment of chavs, and with the arrival of chavs comes the arrial of underae sex, smoking, drinking all that crap. There is one chav, Ellie,who is a great big ugly slut. Everyone thinks shes fit, but shes just a skank. Anyway, theres always rumors going round about here (getting off with people in the Meadowhall disabled toilets, for one) but the downright craziest, is using a CARROT to please herself with. Disgusting, typical skank shit. Now after this went round, when eer me and my mates saw her, we would all shout out "CARROT". We don't now, for fear off being gangraped by chavs.
Also, from a less chavy girl, came the rumor of putting a mobile phone next to her minge and getting someone to call her, so it vibrated on her. not nice. Now one of my mates likes to call her crazy frog (cos her ringtone was crazy frog at the time, god knows why)
/hits chav and runs
(Tue 23rd May 2006, 17:24, More)
Carrot
In this generation of y8 there is an overcrowdment of chavs, and with the arrival of chavs comes the arrial of underae sex, smoking, drinking all that crap. There is one chav, Ellie,who is a great big ugly slut. Everyone thinks shes fit, but shes just a skank. Anyway, theres always rumors going round about here (getting off with people in the Meadowhall disabled toilets, for one) but the downright craziest, is using a CARROT to please herself with. Disgusting, typical skank shit. Now after this went round, when eer me and my mates saw her, we would all shout out "CARROT". We don't now, for fear off being gangraped by chavs.
Also, from a less chavy girl, came the rumor of putting a mobile phone next to her minge and getting someone to call her, so it vibrated on her. not nice. Now one of my mates likes to call her crazy frog (cos her ringtone was crazy frog at the time, god knows why)
/hits chav and runs
(Tue 23rd May 2006, 17:24, More)