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Hate Chavs, hate Pompey FC skates, hang on? they're the same!!!
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Thirtysomething bloke.
Hate Chavs, hate Pompey FC skates, hang on? they're the same!!!
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» When animals attack...
Bastard Geese
Once, whilst enjoying a nice pint on a summery evening in the beer garden of a west country pub (along with 50 odd other tourist, this big old goose starts going apeshit at me, screeching, flappin, pecking, spitting etc totally ignoring everyone else. Cue rest of pub pissing themselves laughing, oh what merriment!, that was until I put a glass ahstray round the side of it's head, all of a sudden I'm the bad guy! even though I've got blood pissing from one ear, ripped clothes and tufts of hair missing! musn't hurt the poor little goosey woosey... CUNT!
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 14:25, More)
Bastard Geese
Once, whilst enjoying a nice pint on a summery evening in the beer garden of a west country pub (along with 50 odd other tourist, this big old goose starts going apeshit at me, screeching, flappin, pecking, spitting etc totally ignoring everyone else. Cue rest of pub pissing themselves laughing, oh what merriment!, that was until I put a glass ahstray round the side of it's head, all of a sudden I'm the bad guy! even though I've got blood pissing from one ear, ripped clothes and tufts of hair missing! musn't hurt the poor little goosey woosey... CUNT!
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 14:25, More)
» Now, there was no need for that...
Eeuughhh!
I've just bought an MX-5 and I've discovered that driving long distances on a busy motorway with the roof down gives you ENORMOUS bogeys!!
No need for that
(Wed 22nd Jun 2005, 8:40, More)
Eeuughhh!
I've just bought an MX-5 and I've discovered that driving long distances on a busy motorway with the roof down gives you ENORMOUS bogeys!!
No need for that
(Wed 22nd Jun 2005, 8:40, More)
» Petty Sabotage
Sweet revenge!!
Whilst going through a petty & spiteful divorce my now ex-wife still had access to the house and exercised her right of "doing what the f**k I want" quite regularly. Our dog's digestive system wasn't all that good but then I discovered that wifey's toothbrush was great for cleaning the dangleberries off the underside of his tail!!
That was 10 years ago but still makes me grin!!
(Wed 11th May 2005, 13:53, More)
Sweet revenge!!
Whilst going through a petty & spiteful divorce my now ex-wife still had access to the house and exercised her right of "doing what the f**k I want" quite regularly. Our dog's digestive system wasn't all that good but then I discovered that wifey's toothbrush was great for cleaning the dangleberries off the underside of his tail!!
That was 10 years ago but still makes me grin!!
(Wed 11th May 2005, 13:53, More)
» Petty Sabotage
Fannyfire!
This is real bad, be thoroughly convinced before you try. Whilst at a Regimental dinner we sneaked into the Ladies loos and rubbed white pepper into the loo roll.
I know, I know, I'm really sorry for that one (still grinning about wifey's toothbrush though!!)
(Wed 11th May 2005, 15:17, More)
Fannyfire!
This is real bad, be thoroughly convinced before you try. Whilst at a Regimental dinner we sneaked into the Ladies loos and rubbed white pepper into the loo roll.
I know, I know, I'm really sorry for that one (still grinning about wifey's toothbrush though!!)
(Wed 11th May 2005, 15:17, More)