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I hate the Belgians
This happened during a trip to Belgium to comemorate the British men who died to defend their poxy country. Having just stood under the menin gate listening to the last post and being moved as much as any self absorbed 15 year olds could be we were leaving when a large and rather stoned group of Belgian appeared and started to beat us up. Except for my mate cheese who was offered weed and asked to look after their bags. Beating a hasty retreat to the coach we escaped with only minor casualties. As we tootled along the motorway we saw them in a vauxhall vectra giving pursuit. They tried to run a massive coach off the road in their little shit heap. The teachers stood at the front of the bus yelling 'dont provoke them'. I glance up to see my best friends arse pushed firmly against window sans trousers.
(Fri 8th Dec 2006, 16:42, More)

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Fighting a girl
When I was in year 8 the local 'hard' tom boy thought it would be funny to run off with my bag. I gave chase and rugby tackled her to the floor to recover it. She yelled 'look what you've done to my combats' (now grass stained) and punched me in the stomach.
I sat down next to a friend and smiled at him in answer to his question are you ok. The girl let out a yell, ran back to me and cried 'are you laughting at me' and followed up with the best roundhouse kick I have ever seen, right to my head. I just laughted and she ran off in confusion.
Winner by default
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 17:44, More)

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Victory was mine
During one of those outward bound deelies they make you go on i ended up in a canoe with a rather large pe teacher known as 'big bertha' and my friend. As we pulled away from the bank she proudly declaimed that she had been never been sunk before. With a little co-ordination we managed to have her in the water within 5 minutes.

My friend in the year below went on the same trip the year after me. Said 'big bertha' was also on the trip. The facilities were somewhat limited and the group had to change in a field. At this point the bull who occupied the field chose to saunter over prompting a maked dash out of its way from the rather large teacher and the spontanious blinding of 15 kids
(Fri 8th Dec 2006, 16:46, More)

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Channel Fun
During a school trip to France we boarded the ferry at Dover as you do. The weather was a bit rough and there was much pitching of the deck. We were about 14 and were pissing about when my friend Tom was pushed quite firmly by another pal George. Tom stumbled off down the corridor aided by the ships role. He put his hands up infront if him to stop himself on the onrushing wall. At this point a women in her early 20's at just the right height rounded the corner. Tom slammed, outstreched arms first into her rather ample chest and stood there transfixed while groping her, she seemed to enjoy the experince quite alot, he ran off with a muttered apology and laughter ringing in his ears, wimp
(Fri 8th Dec 2006, 16:36, More)