» When I met the parents

Japanese Father In Law
It was my first time in Japan. When we finally arrived at my girlfriend's parents house I was busting for the lav. I met her mum at the door, but when I asked where the toilet was, I was informed that her dad was currently occupying it. Now, I was on the verge of dampening my pants so my girlfriend started banging on the toilet door telling Dad to hurry up. When he finally came out we said a cursory hello, and I rushed in. Now, as some of you may be aware, plumbed toilets are rather a new thing in some areas of Japan, and although her Dad had got a "high technology" toilet with all the trimmings including bum wash and bum dry 5 - 6 years ago he still hadn't quite got the hang of pulling the little lever after doing his business. Imaging my surprise when I was presented with with an A-class floater while undoing my fly. First impressions eh? And, as it turned out later in the visit, second and third... Still, I married her and Ottousan and I are quite good mates now.
(Sat 21st May 2005, 13:06, More)