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» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

Magic Mushrooms
Me and Ms Ninja are very fond of the ole shrooms. Surfing the net we found a website that sold REALLY strong shrooms for dirt cheap. Brilliant. And they posted them next day delivery. BRILLIANT.
Ordered 45grms each. We woke up excitedly (and early) the next day waiting for my special delivery and when it arrived I couldn't have been more pleased with the quality of service.
As any true shroomer knows they are best as tea on an empty stomach. Made tea and we drank it (I have to point out that this was 10 in the morning). The tea was black and whoa this shit was strong. Brewed up a second mug full - black also. Couldn't drink it untill we'd got a handle on just how strong this shit was. Forced down second dose of this brew and then my sister knocks on the door....

"Terrorists have blown up London"

Oh yes, for this was the morning of July 7th and me and Ms Ninja were tripping our (metaphorical) nuts off, trying to come down, remember where London was and panicking that they might blow up the house next door (We're over 100 miles from London).

So not only did the terrorists kill loads of people and bugger up the tube they also gave me a really bad morning. Bastards.

*We now have a laminated action plan for mushroom voyages of 'What to do in case of terrorist attack'

*Insert own shit joke here
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 12:23, More)

» Messing with the Dark Side

Last night after reading these stories til late, I was woken up cos my new sterio turned itself on . I had left it set on CD but it turned the radio on very quietly and the room was full of spooky whispering voices. Fucking shitted me up after these stories.

Fucking technology
(Mon 24th Apr 2006, 13:26, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

For Downill without brakes and Perry Como's Mom
The diamond will only be the same quality as industrial diamonds.

Not the sort you'd want on jewellery, except for sentimental reasons.
(Fri 12th May 2006, 10:34, More)

» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces

If the guy lived in turkey,

why did he go fishing in the Atlantic every night?
Thats silly.
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 11:25, More)

» Join us... come join the cult

I have to agree with Gleeballs
The world is a scary and hateful place. What's more worrying is that b3ta seems more and more to be the last refuge of normal people.

That's not right.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 9:58, More)
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